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A poem by Tom Gordon: "Is The Juice Worth The Squeeze??"

I took a lemon, painted it as black as my heart
I squeezed that lemon, it made me fart.
Why did i fart i asked my little friend,
To which he replied,
Will you sqeeuze me, juice me, suck me dry?

So I took that lemon, ate it slowly, and i felt my black tears
Fall down my face into a bucket which i made for that purpose.

The End!!!!

Just because people haven't stopped quizzing me about it, I'd like to take a trip back to about two years ago, the origins of "flancexander". It originated with a story about a man, "flance", and his wife monkey "xander" and was thouroughly ridicuolous and throuroughly entertaining. So, now i have time, i shall write another chapter in...

"THE ADVENTURES OF FLANCE AND XANDER"
Episode "I can't remember what i was up to": "Walk within suburbia"

It was years and months since flance and xander had spoken, at least not directly to each other. They had each takena liking to using the telephone instead. It was less of a novel thing than speaking, which was unesseccary in their situation, which happened to be dire. They had reached a point in their relationship where frigitiy had set in. Ever since they could remember, Flance had woken up, gone to the freezer and checked for frigity. And today, there was some. Fortunately, this didn't really effect their relationship, as not many people actually date freezers, Flance being NO EXCEPTION to this rule. Flance and Xander's relationship, however, was not so solid. You see, as ice melts, so do relationships. Flance did not actually view Xander as ice, it was more of a use of an analogy that really got him worked up. Xander was not talking, instead retreating to her banana den, where Flance could not get in unless he ate all the bananas. Flance couldn't make the distance now, it was just simply too far. He turned back around, heading toward the south coast instead. Xander stood there waiting, ever for one more glimpse of the reality of their love.

THE END

Well, thats it! Hope you enjoyed it and gained a little insight into my life. And my brain at 10:56pm before an exam the next day. Be prepared! Actually, that was quite fun. Should i do it more often, yes. Will i? Most likely, no.