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This must be a first. A lot of blogs in a small amount of time! on and on and on they go, flowing out of my brain like the hair on rapunzel's hair. That reminds me. For a dude to climb rapunzel's hair, she must have had a completely pain-free scalp. Normally that kind of weight would rip the hair from her skull. I Think this leads to one obvious conclusion......

RAPUNZEL WAS THE WORLD'S FIRST SUPER-HUMAN!!!

Anyway. Today was a fine day. I went to a shopping centre. Twas Doncastor shaped. So, in i went. Through the entrance that lead through myer, the women's section, the perfume section, and eventually santa. There it was. The most amazing thing i had seen in days. You see, as far as i could tell, one escalator was travelling twice the speed of the other . This means, that someone going up had a huge speed advantage of those going down. And so i walked onto the escalator, full of my self with the knowledge i would go up at a rate far superior to those going down. I laughed at the santa, i laughed at the boost juice below, I WAS KING.

After this i was feeling pretty ok. I walked on, all the way to the end. After reaching coles, i decided to make it my mission to hang around as many shops for as long as i could, thus irritating the shop assistants. First stop was tandy electronics. I don't know whether u've ever gone to a tandy b4, but all the ones i have encountered are incredibly small. This one was no different. I stood looking at the mobile that was the most expensive for 5 minutes. 3 times was i disturbed, by the three workers there. After all 3 had asked me whether i would like to purchase the phone, i left. Mwaahahaha!

Next stop was myer. Myer was a tough cookie. The key is to use the free stuff. I tried out all six massagers with the attendant. I got completely relaxed. She was a good salesman, adding in details of the price, why the product was good, and in the end, which i woule like to purchase. I replied "i've gotta go get mommy" and left, without returning. Great stuff.

I guess it must be hard to keep up with all my posting of late. Maybe its because i feel that the void of communications that the holidays are about to bring will mean that i won't post for months, therefore i should post a stack right now. So, the news is that my first wave of christmas spirit came when i was watching total recall tonight. I saw arnie and his terrible accent and thought "ah ha! christmas is soon"

My holiday timetable is wild, im going all over the joint. Apollo bay, aireys inlet, home, the park down the road(a highlight) and spending as much time as possible with miriam. I wouldn't mind getting a new digital camera somewhere in there, but i think thats a bit too much to ask.

I went to the church fair today, generally its not that crash hot. This year was no real exception apart from the fact that they have these pancakes there. Fantastic year in and out. And they put this strawberry crap on it...mmmm. yummo. While i was there i spent most of my time following around mim, i unno whether she got pissed at me for doing it...Anyway, i also bought a duck named chuck, and learnt a lesson from this lady. As it turns out, if a guy dumps a chick, the chick is meant to write his name on a piece of paper, then freeze it. You heard right, chuck it in the freezer. Weird huh?

After a long and tedious process i managed to get another hard drive and a case fan into the com. The fan was blue and sparkly. I like sparkles. Now, i want you to read this out to yourselves, while imagining a happy face.

A chinka, a chunka, a minka monka moo! Now, didn't that make you feel better? It helped me through 3 days of orchestra rehearsals. It got to dixon a bit i think.

"School at the moment is a total waste of time." - Kelvin Skewes.


Perhaps that is the comment to sum up this blog, bui instead of putting it in the proper summary position, ie. the bottom, i put it as the top. SO what am i doing at school.

Period 1: Sit around aimlessly
2: Orchestra Rehearsal
3: Orchestra Rehearsal
4: Orchestra Rehearsal
5: Blog/Sit around aimlessly
6: Orchestra Rehearsal
7: Orchestra Rehearsal

A chucka...a chucka choo! This is what i have to put up with. ITs ok cause dixon is there complaining along with me, and occasionally there is a good song that we play, but frankly, it is a waste of time. I mean, who cares about Speech night! NOt me. The only person who cares about it seems to be some Maths teacher who won't stop talking about the weather.

Anyway, now that i've had my rant, its time for the event section of my blog.
Event 1: Install DDR Ram into com. 768mb of ram now.
Event 2: Install hard drive
Event 3: Go to Strawberry Fair
Event 4: Sleep
Event 5: Go to pond to feed ducks. Ducks may or may not be there. Feed anyway.

In other news, i'm learning fwom mommy to play the twumpet.

So i have a few decisions to make.
1. Stay here and do some Millgrove Tutorial thingy for two periods.
2. Go away to buy de-soldering tape and stuff.

Ahh! i think i'm staying. Yea, that would be best. Moving on...I should be going out this weekend, which i am really looking forward to. Currently listening to Slipknot in my ear, which is ok. Its building up to the chorus, Ah ha! yeaaaarrrgh!

MEanwhile it has become my strange warped mission to try and get as many asians as i can to go to the big day out. Which is no mean feat. I count 3 so far. Also, i'm writing a humor article, that may or m,ay not turn out funny, depending on how i do it. Its all connected in a way isn't it? All of the big day out and the humorous article.

Apparently next year we have to do a "Community Involvement Project". This involves going to three "historical, political, or cultural" events. One has to be a music performance. This sucks hugely. Because even though i am going to the big day out, it happens to be the day before the "you can count the event period" aw, screw this all. So off i go to another day, and possibly a Millgrove Training session. There. That was easier than i thought.

Hey fish!
Alright, i dunno if i've discussed this ever before, but why do people say hello to their diary?? I mean, its not as if its ever gonna answer back. Stupid isn't it? i guess thats why i always do it. Lol! OK, so how have i been? good, thanx. I've discovered soldering and electronics kits and thats been good. Unforntunately due to lack of resistors, thats been put on hold until the weekend. Also, i'm currently listening to the new APC, which is also ok! Very political, but it grows on you.

Also, did i mention i'm back with Miriam! Don't ask, its complicated, but it ends happily! :P Alright, so what else? Ah yes. The Sims 2! A very addicting game. SO very good. I spent ages trying to model Kelvin's face onto a sim, however it was not to be. Its too hard. I made a new Frong episode, which also took a very long time. My eyes are now extremely. bloodshot. Alright! Maybe i need sleep. More sleep. In other news, i'm in the speech night orchestra which means that i have at least 2 periods of trumpet each day for the next two weeks. And next up, its funno fanfare rehearsal. Dixon is busy planning a new route to get home at the moment. He must be really bored. Fresh fish, i now must fly. Dixon said he can't fly home, but Lamark said that in a lifetime a man can grow wings. Egg is good.

Hey dudes. This is the "eye of the storm". The beginning of the end. OHHHH thats profound tom! Yea, its the middle of the exam period. And my sister is coming to take me off the computer!! NO i say.

Anyway, so the hardest exams out of the way, i now need to know how to convert binary. Hmmmmm...yesssss....MAny people say my blogs are filled with nonsense. Well these people would probably be right. They are! So what is going on in my life? When the exams are over, i have wk experience. Damn that sux. I am still scared of the manager. *see below blog.

I have finally come to the decision that the best LOTR soundtrack song is either "The Steward Of Gondor", or "Samwise The Brave". Runners up include "The Return Of The King" and "Shelob's Lair". It took a lot of listening to come to this conclusion. The amazing thing now is that i have to get "The Fellowship of the ring"'s soundtrack. THen my collection shall be completed! mwahahaaa. And now i listen to Tool's Eon Blue Apocalypse. What a sombre mood i am in. latr.