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Well the news is this. The formal is tomorrow and it will be sweet. The suit cost a three number amount of money, my guestbook has over 200 entries, my site rulz, i'm revamping my site at home, my cat is fat, I think Pat hates me. Done!

Now i am annoyed. Kelvin is being really mean. He hates everthing i do. And now i don';t know who nicki Sarbo is. Who is she? Kelvin thinks he is innocent. Stinko man. Let this blog be a testiment to the time i blew up his self esteem. But now i am feeling remorse. How can any hate that face. Fine. I'm sorry Kelvin. (Ass)

Aw crap man, back from my holidays, feeling quite unrefreshed actually (in-joke intended) although its not all bad. Wait...yes it is. I have a huge amount of homework and no time to do it. Oh well. I did waste time on a colossol update to my site. its quite amazing. I also got my sister hooked on Halo. Which i guess, you could call a drug. I have to go smash kelvin for his being back early. I also have to see Miriam. I was gonna tomorrow but she has some 'shindig' with Rose, Amelia and other Hannah. So i dunno. Someday. I'm also addicted to disturbed. Crazy Band, man

The triumphant return of..... Flance and Xander!!!!!

Flance in da Tiramisu
Time flies backward to the future and Flance and Xander the monkey are in extremely cold water. There was a government investigation in to their marriage. The CIA said it was wrong for them to be married, yet they were. And so they did stay. (married)(duh...)

They ran away from the CIA, making television headlines across the USA. It was surprisingly hard for them to find a good hiding place. Eventually they just went to the Fun Parlour and played pinball for ages. Then shot a pigeon.

Xander was particularly good. Flance said to Xander: "Your are particularly good at pinball" Xander said: "Eek Oop Chee Oop"; Flance agreed. There was one thing they did do to escape from the cops. This was eat food to make them fat. The fatter they were, the more they ate more pie. And chips, and swordfish. And banana custard. This fatness helped them evade the CIA for 3 years. After which time, they had eaten the CIA.
The end

And so ends another adventure of our favorite characters, Flance and Xander. These characters started out as a stupid idea, and as you can see, they still are. A human male and a female monkey, ready for anything. It was a bizarre concept, but i guess seeing as people have been requesting another audience with them, i should write one.

If people are angry i'm never on MSN, i'm sorry. The computer that runs it is currently internet disabled. So this blog and my guestbook, gain access from http://www.geocities.com/flancexander are my only forms of communication. Sorry.

The movie starts production tomorrow, i'm very excited/nervous. It could end up being extremely awesome, or it might not. It all depends. If kelvin downloads Pinnacle 9(editing software) and i get 2 DVs, thenn it will be sweet. The first scene is at kelvin's house. argh, i'm nervous. How am i supposed to sleep. I guess i could always go and play GTA:3 VC.....NO, I MUST STOP THE ADDICTION. I must i must. argh. Its just SUCH a good game. argh. ANYWAY. The holidays are indeed clogged up for me this year. 6 projects. Aw well. I've got to make time for Miriam. I want to! I know its not really an excuse to say "I've got homework," but i do! Its just a reality of MHS. The way the school works.

Aside from that, today i went to the ACMI at federation square to play this game which is incerdibly stoned. Its like a LAN. There are 7 computerurs, each connected via this game where you are this dude/chick and your sole mission is to chuck these sparkly ball things at your opponent, which have different effects, depending on the color of the ball. The white ball makes you max drugged(blurry vision), and the red one makes you spin around and around, making you nauseus(dunno how to spell it). IT is funny cause every few minutes someone gets up, shaking their heads, and then some other guy sits down and says "what the f**k??" That reminds me of another time i went to the ACMI. There was this movie..."Art" they called it. It was this movie filmed out of focus, out of sync with sound, generally crap. The only interesting thing (and vaguely normal) was the vocal track. It was this chick explains how she had sex when she was only 12 and how shes had sex every day since. It was weird. In fact, everything at the ACMI is weird. Which is why i never give them their "please give us a donation to SUPPORT OUR WORK" FAT CHANCE. If the product is crap, why buy it. Although sometimes you can be surprised.

There was this one time at my old school when i bought powdered potatoes. It tasted OK. Weird huh? Another time i bought a burger from BP, the ones u microwave, and it was really really yuk. And i mean really yuk. You couldn't describe the yukness but i'll try. Like grass and battery fluid. If that'll do.

Now if i don't go to bed, i won't wake up. So goodnight world. hope u enjoyed my hour long blog. Thats how long it took. But, i can type faster than kelvin can eat so its cool. Kelvin: 1 waffle-17min. Tom: 1 Blog(724 words) 1 hour. So i rule. GTG i say hey man.

Watching home star runner.
I am done my homework for the term. I get to make the movie now. For the holidays. So i'm going to have fun with that and i'll blog about it. Well yesterday was pretty bad. I had to go all around heidelberg and eaglemont, to deliver crap. Then i got lost on the public tranport system. Actually i fell asleep. So yea. I need aleep. Look at my guestbook to see some weird things