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Hello chaps, i have a little time so let me fill you in on what i've been doing for the past 3 weeks! I've been working at school from 7am till 4pm. I get up at 6:00pm, and then kelvin's dad picks me up and takes me to work with kelvin. I then dig for a day, go home and sleep and then the whole process repeats itself, with occasional up-points where i get to see my girlfriend or someone comes in to chat. Lunch is one hour. I'm so frekaing tired now, im gonna go to bed! But, I will blog when im a bit happier and more awake. :) Bye!

A poem by Tom Gordon: "Is The Juice Worth The Squeeze??"

I took a lemon, painted it as black as my heart
I squeezed that lemon, it made me fart.
Why did i fart i asked my little friend,
To which he replied,
Will you sqeeuze me, juice me, suck me dry?

So I took that lemon, ate it slowly, and i felt my black tears
Fall down my face into a bucket which i made for that purpose.

The End!!!!

Just because people haven't stopped quizzing me about it, I'd like to take a trip back to about two years ago, the origins of "flancexander". It originated with a story about a man, "flance", and his wife monkey "xander" and was thouroughly ridicuolous and throuroughly entertaining. So, now i have time, i shall write another chapter in...

"THE ADVENTURES OF FLANCE AND XANDER"
Episode "I can't remember what i was up to": "Walk within suburbia"

It was years and months since flance and xander had spoken, at least not directly to each other. They had each takena liking to using the telephone instead. It was less of a novel thing than speaking, which was unesseccary in their situation, which happened to be dire. They had reached a point in their relationship where frigitiy had set in. Ever since they could remember, Flance had woken up, gone to the freezer and checked for frigity. And today, there was some. Fortunately, this didn't really effect their relationship, as not many people actually date freezers, Flance being NO EXCEPTION to this rule. Flance and Xander's relationship, however, was not so solid. You see, as ice melts, so do relationships. Flance did not actually view Xander as ice, it was more of a use of an analogy that really got him worked up. Xander was not talking, instead retreating to her banana den, where Flance could not get in unless he ate all the bananas. Flance couldn't make the distance now, it was just simply too far. He turned back around, heading toward the south coast instead. Xander stood there waiting, ever for one more glimpse of the reality of their love.

THE END

Well, thats it! Hope you enjoyed it and gained a little insight into my life. And my brain at 10:56pm before an exam the next day. Be prepared! Actually, that was quite fun. Should i do it more often, yes. Will i? Most likely, no.

HEy guys, i always seem to blog at the last stupid moment. I have to get off soon, its really late! Well, the band is goind really well. We are actually having a performance soon, at a mates 18th party. We had a massive band rehearsal a few days ago, that was pretty intense. We practised in a small room for a full 5 hours and then some, ill post photos when i have them, which should be soon. i gotta fly, 3 more exams to go!

Hey, below is a cover art example. wat do u reckon? Yeah the band rehearsal went gr8, and i miss my girlfriend. Soz, must fly.

Yes, hello, its me. I'm tom, you are the reader. Stare deeply into my left eye. WHOOPS! but seriously, hello! Its been a while, in fact at least one week... No seriously, ive been great. I have one trial exam this week, and then the holidays. Oh for the holidays. I have a 4 DAY BAND REHEARSAL!!! man i am looking forward to that. It should be awesome. Hopefully we'll get some live trax downpat, i want to have something solid, so does the rest of my band. By the way, if anyone has any good band ideas for a band name, with me in it.... sign the guestbook on my site. I have to go to bed now. I have bet with kelvin to only listen to Jimi Hendrix's Electric Ladyland. For 1 week, possibly the longest week of my life, i don't know yet. I got him to only listen to The End Of Heartache. Classic Killswitch Engage album. He'll looove it. I dunno. WE SHALL SEE.

Latr dudes, ill do this more often

Oops, i'm back. Anyway, where was i? oh i can't remember. A couple of weeks back i was on church camp and i got lost because me and amelia couldn't use the compass properly. That ended up being alright, because we eventually found the road and just followed that (don't worry...i'm sure this'll lead us back to base camp...)

Today i got an english asssignment that is due on wednesday. Thats crap i say. How mean of the teacher to do this! So that thought got me to thinking that one of the only things that isn't on the web at least on a large scale at the moment IS A WEBSITE WHERE YOU CAN POST YOUR HOMEWORK, AnD PEOPLE DO IT FOR YOU. THAT WOULD BE SWEET. (caps lock) The closest thing is Wikipedia, which some of my friends spend a lot of their time there. It is pretty sweet, but only up to the point of "oh, thats interesting" because you can hardly cite a site for your history project that was written by anyone and everyone. No NO NO that would be wrong. Still i have tried it. Once. In year nine. I got told off. The teacher was like "don't use Wikipedia" so i thought to myself, "how appropriate" Smubbo to her.

Apollo says that the band must do a cover of the song "Fix You" by Coldplay. Me thinks we could pull it off but we need a keyboardist...Anyway yeah for future reference the members of my band are Me, apollo, Richard, Kieren and Marco. We rehearse every now and again at my place or school. It can be a blast but seeing as everyone else in the band is a better drummer than me, i dunno wat the point is :( (kiddin')

Ms Fry my art teacher just bought some new Digital SLRs (cameras) so i've been goin' nuts with that shiz. check out my art website, it is easily the thing i most update. Go to Kelvin's as well...Here And thats me done for now. My opinion, as always, id as is. Later, my b/s continues...Hi Hilz! Hot Stuff!

Hi there, long time no speak because i had lotsa stuff to do. But now most of that stuff is done, with the winter concert done and dusted(mostly dusted) and therfore, the stupidly long rehaearsals over. By site is running kinda slowly because i haven't updat44ed that, but my art is progressing nicely along. Someday soon ill get round to printing some of the shots and makin em all big sn' stuff.. Oops bye bye!